第一篇：英語笑話

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一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她為妻。她注意到他走路是直著走，而不是橫著走。哇！她想，這只雄蟹可真特別，我可不能讓他跑了。因此他們立刻結(jié)婚了。

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年輕人轉(zhuǎn)過身子，拎著兩個沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆趕了回來。

he was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, "what did i leavebehind?"

他轉(zhuǎn)回來時，顯得非常疲倦，對著窗戶大聲喊：“我把什么東西留在車上了？”

as the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the windowand said, "you"ve lost your morality"

當火車再次啟動時，叫他回來的旅客打開窗戶說：“你節(jié)操掉了！”

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